Thursday, March 11, 2010

Ryobi Rt190 Lawn Mower

Letter to Ho Chi Minh

* Response to text''Mao''Dear Bruno Blanchet.
** Please note that''Ho''is''in fact''Ho Chi Minh, the father of the Vietnamese nation. The equivalent of Rene Levesque for us.
*** Please also note that this text has been rewritten 3 times Illiminable some excess rage and frustration that the result is more ... family.



Mononc Hi Ho!
I just wanted to throw a few lines from to''tone''country. I know you're pretty proud. Take nothing personal ok? Good!

It's been almost a year since I'm in Vietnam. There are things I like and others that I have difficulty swallowing. For example, why in your country, Madame walk in pajamas? I think there was an international agreement to say that the pajamas, you can wear at night, not in the day in the street. In fact, quite the whole Vietnamese fashion is questionable. Hairs growing on a mole ... well, it's not nice! Can you tell me it brings good luck ... but it's still it's strange. Period. And why do men allow themselves grow super long nails? I think 1) it is not pretty 2) it is not practical 3) it is not hygienic. I know you'll tell me that's part of tradition ... I try to understand.

Besides that, Mr Ho, there are a couple of cases it takes you to explain. How it happens that will delve into the nose is socially accepted? Even in a restaurant, you see men and women of all ages, although effoiré with the finger well back in the bottom of the nostril. I think any human reaction would be disgust, no? Speaking of boogers, why there are so many people blow their noses into the street without kleenex? He could be hiding at least! No, they are in the middle of the street, they take a swing, they blocked one of their nostrils and they evacuate their too full of snot at 5 cm from the next guy.

Otherwise, my uncle Ho, I know that your world have fought long for their country. They are proud. I envy you and I respect you for that. But you could tell your people that there are other things elsewhere. I see so many people who have money to travel a bit and see something else and they do not care passionately. They want nothing to go outside or travel or even sometimes to learn about other countries. And why the level of English is so bad? The majority the South East are 2 times more comfortable in English than Vietnamese. Take

not bad ... It's just my vision of things. Like bin AC here, but ... when people ask me why I want to stay longer, and I well remember the smell of urine from the streets, the worst traffic imaginable, people who piss behind bus stops as if it was normal .. . is not normal! Even in Calcutta are making efforts for the world to piss off the streets. They are similar but at least they try! Do you think it's normal that your people be forced to wear masks in the streets? There is so much pollution that the 3 / 4 of your people should wear a mask for power breathe. I think you might have to give them the idea of planning a transit even minimal? And as if the streets were not quite satisfied, while the sidewalks are overrun by motorcycle repairers, sellers of XYZ, small restaurant improvised ... Calvary is a sidewalk, not a market! Why the security guards act as if it was their show? Yeah, they extend over a chair with their belongings scattered everywhere. SIDEWALK IS NOT A SHOW! And why productivity is so low? 4 people working behind the counter of a bakery. I am the only customer. How are they to be nervous, stressed and take 10 minutes to complete the transaction. I know it's the same in India, Latin America and other emerging countries. But (...)

Yeah, I know, there are also positive sides to all this ... Being a foreigner, you can live like kings by having a cleaning lady, eat at the best restaurants, etc. ... But you're a communist. I think the difference should be so great between rich and poor, right? I think it is indecent to see someone in the street to eat 50sous next to a restaurant with air conditioning where a fat man eats a large meal and get drunk mouth on a Wednesday evening. When I think when the Vietnamese are going to other countries, they must work in a convenience store 20heures/24 to power after three years, have a semblance of life. When foreigners go to Vietnam, they expect to be wiping your ass. Is it me or is indecent?

I know, I know, excuse me ... There are so many things ... the economic, the cultural aspect, the fact that Vietnam is an emerging country, etc. ... I know all this. But admit it is funny when you look at Ho's return full of Vietnamese who have been living or studying abroad and returning ... More and more .. they take positions in companies ... Gradually, demand will decrease for expats ... gradually Vietnam will open the world ... I know we will see all this laughing and saying they knew from the beginning! Anyway, glad you take the lot. A +

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Wording For Non-religious Wedding Ceremonies

The Olympics

Hello,

So, it seems, the Olympics are over? You may wonder how the Olympics are experienced by the Vietnamese? Well ... to make a summary ... majoritée the world do not even know that there are winter games ...!!! There were few TV sets that passed the ends but otherwise ... nada.

What shame do you say? Wait before I got your shoes. I 'm still going to encourage our hockey team on a Saturday morning. And yes! At noon typing, I listen to the live game Canada-Slovakia. And hold on, the place was filled with Canadians. Almost like home. Here is an excerpt:

Thursday, February 25, 2010

State Of Georgia Certificate Of Liability

Thailand!

Hello!

So I just returned from a beautiful (long?) Trip to Thailand. Why Thailand? Say that the country on all lips of most travelers I met in Asia until now. They have everything! The beach, mountains, religious temples, a king, queen, girls, good food, bad things ...

What you should know:
- They love the color Or Everything is golden yellow. It still gives an effect Sapri temples and pagodas.
- They have a suspicious attachment to their king. It is on all the posters everywhere. When the national anthem plays, the whole city stops and puts his hand on his heart. FANTASTIC. (Tell them not, but the king is not even super pretty. Shhuut)
- The country is full of man-woman. Really, there are actually transvestites everywhere. On the road yes, but also in pharmacies, restaurants, ... I'm even come to doubt the true sex 50% of the girls I saw.
- It's very hot in Thailand. Vietnam is much cooler (!)


So, let's start if you want!

First stop: Bangkok!
And yes! The city of all sins. The city you've seen in at least 4 or 5 movies where the main actor involved was either a drug trafficking or the prositution or street gangs. Well, think again! Although teeming with life, nothing too evil too.








Events of crazy: - Here a some tips for tourists is the shows''''ping-pong. Basically, it's a kind of strip club where girls make ... how to say ... of ... towers with their sex. The most popular is returned from the ping-pong balls and throw them (always with their sex) in a glass of water a little further. Good. Disgusting right? Well, I could not help but go. With a friend, I went there. In the heart of the red light district. Not a place to recommend starting. So, we go, we order a drink and on the course, the game starts. The first plays the flute with his ZuiGui. The second drink coke (even with his zuigui) and re-spit (?) In a another drink. The third take chopsticks (still with her ...) and took the rings on the floor. The real entertainment. The''catch''it's a given moment, two big medames arrive at our table, snaps on each side and put a nice''menu''in front of us. Basically the''menu''told us we owed them was about $ 100. For 15 min. I get angry, I told them that the mustachioed guy al'entré told us that if you bought a beer, you could see what we wanted. The lady said: What guy? ... The guy has disappeared and she claims it does not work for his bar. I get angry. She gets mad. A great conversation fist on the table ensues and I managed to push the big medames least, take my friend to go and save me from the side door. Fortunately, I have not followed medames. I still thank heaven not to be returned there after 22h because after these hours, the medames are less easy to settle.
I remember that I was right in the middle of the red light district in Bangkok and I was physically responsible for my friend. This is not the best place to get into trouble. It's still on my list of things to never do it again. Hykes!

The rest of the trip was filled with museums, palaces, restaurants, colorful markets, etc.. Super family, I promise.


Second stop: Chiang Mai, Chiang Mai is
a small town in the mountains in the north. Very relaxed, very hippie. My favorites were:
- Bungee! 50 meter bungee jump with the Thai jungle under your feet! Really really stupid. A feeling I can not describe. SICK!
- 1200 meters of downhill mountain biking.
- Treking in the jungle
- Visit temples and the border with Laos and Myanmar.
- Visit of a village with famous woman''giraffe''





Third stop: The Islands Tai! How to describe
4 days spent on the most beautiful beaches in the world? Hmm ... Sun, sea, islands, the beach ... I almost felt couplable. One of the Islands is where I went to the beach they used in the movie''The Beach''with Leonardo DiCaprio. I took the opportunity to dive in and tease the fish. I swam with a giant turtle. :)



That sums it up. I begin my last weeks here. See you soon!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Untucked Shirt Blazer

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year in February?

Welcome to Asia! Here, we highlight the new year of''Westerners''but here the big deal is the Chinese New Year!
is a singular concept. I'll give you a quick summary of what I understood. Each Chinese year is represented by an animal. This animal is the same as in the horoscope. The next year is the year of the tiger. So,''according to the horoscope of the animal''we expect some thing for next year.

So here, we put lots of decorations everywhere. (It even recycles decorations Christmas). Everything is red. Then everything in the city is virtually closed for nearly a week. Everyone returns to their hometown to celebrate with family. We exchanged

of''lucky money''. Basically, the older people gives an envelope with some money to youngsters. And as anywhere on earth, we eat and as much wood as you can.



But here is really a big deal. All stores have stuff for the new year.

From my side, I want to go a long turned to Thailand! 2 great weeks! Nothing is too good! Anyway

Chuk Mung Nam Moi!

Nic