Thursday, September 10, 2009

What To Write In Hens Card

The world is really strange (bis)

I guess after all this time, you think that Nicolas now understand all of Vietnam ...

Think again. I'm so confused every day! There are so many things I do not understand! Aie Aie Aie!

Need more examples?
- At the supermarket, they scotchent'''' objects not report on the property so that you buy them. For example, they will''tape''a drink on a shampoo bottle or a bag of peanut on a bottle of water. (The product paste is free with the purchase of another).
- Here, the leg (toes) chicken is a delicacy sought
- Bread is very bad in Asia .. they sliced bread, bread stick'',''the sweet bread with raisins, but I have not yet found a good bread.
- They have a mad obsession about marriage
- Urinating in the street is a common practice ... that you're a man or a woman
- I eat everything with soy sauce
- I eat everything with fish sauce (fish sauce)

- Yesterday, I went to dinner with my theater group. I have received my plate and our producer wonder what is wrong when she sees me make my big eyes pork chop ... This is the first time I eat potatoes looted past 6 months I retorted ... What do you mean??, Tells me you it! (She is also Canadian). That evening I ate with a fork and a knife! There was even some pepper and salt on the table! Like in the movies! I almost forgot how to eat without a wand! Since my arrival, I ate without exaggeration (and excluding sandwiches) can be 5 or 6 times the non-Asian dishes. It includes: 2 times burgers, 1 time for pizza, a time of lazagne, 1 cotellette both pork ... Maybe I forget something, but I think not ...

- While I was applying my renew my visa, Madame told me, but, sir, you can not renew your visa ... A new law passed last week and all renewals are allowed. What I am supposed to do as I ask! ... Bin, you must leave the country next week. Hahaha I told him ... (Story to follow)

- I am now semi-vegetarian ... I eat tofu almost in every lunchtime at work ... Is that in restaurants where I go (and not for Vietnam for wealthy expatriates), sometimes the meat is suspect. Chunks of fatty pork is all the time ... The skin and inside of chicken is often ... The other day I ate with my colleagues, I took a piece of duck in the common dish. I am looking for meat and wonder she left I was able to catch not have meat on my bones as well ... Then comes the idea that perhaps not a bone ... and there it is an eye that is watching you.

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